Doctor’s Orders等
2009-03-19
Brown:Im sorry to see you so unwell,Have you seen the doctor?
Smith:Yes,Im having three baths aday。
Brown:What for?
Smith:Don't know,doctor's orders,Hegave me some medicine and told me to followthe directions on the bottle,which read:“Onetablespoonful to be taken three times a day inwater”
医生的嘱咐
布朗:见到你身体这么不好真令人难过。你去看过医生吗?
史密斯:看过,我现在已经一天洗三次澡了。
布朗:为什么?
史密斯:我也不知道,这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做,说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙”。
TWice 5 Make 10
Jemmy did not know his lesson,Theteacher said to him:“We do not know ourlesson,we shall write it out ten times fortomorrow,”The next day Jemmy gave his taskto the teacher,who said:“You only write yourlesson five times,why?”
“Because,”answered Jemmy,“you said,‘We shall write our lesson ten times,so Iwrote it five times myself,I thought that youwould write the five other times yourself,Sir!”
两个五遍就是十遍
吉米不懂课文内容,于是老师告诉他:“我们不懂得课文内容,我们要抄写十遍课文明天交。”第二天,吉米把作业交给了老师,老师问道:“你为什么只抄了五遍?”
吉米回答说:“因为你说过,‘我们要抄十遍,所以我就抄了五遍,我想另外的五遍你会抄的。”