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幽默

2009-01-21

读写算·高年级 2009年2期
关键词:诱饵响声钓鱼

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She Ate All My Bait

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,” he objected, “I didnt catch a single fish.”

“Ill talk to her,” his mother said, “and I promise this time she wont make any noise.”

“It wasnt the noise, Mom,” the boy replied, “She ate all my bait.”

她把所有诱饵都吃了

当妈妈提出让小男孩带着妹妹一起去钓鱼时,他坚决反对。“上次她跟着我,”他反对说,“我连一条鱼都没能钓上。”

“我会告诉她,”妈妈说,“我保证这次她不再发出响声了。”

“妈妈,不是响声,”男孩回答,“是她把所有的诱饵都吃了。”

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