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2008-09-27胡胜武

中学生英语高中综合天地 2008年8期
关键词:及物动词万能毅力

胡胜武

If you have enough willpower and interest to do one thing,you can find its so easy.

如果你有足够的毅力和兴趣去做一件事,你会发现其实他很简单。

◎ 武汉市实验学校 高一(2)班 陈文杰

You Shouldnt Dress Anything!

(In the classroom Mr.Fan is teaching his students how to use the verb“dress”,but Xiao Da is sleeping.)

Mr.Fan:Boys and girls,I have talked about the verb “dress” for quite a few minutes and also I have given a few examples to show its uses.Now who can make a sentence with this word?

Xiao Da:Id like to have a try.My sentence is:I dress my clothes at six every morning.

Mr.Fan:Xiao Da,It is wrong of you to say you dress your clothes.

Xiao Da:Then tell me what I should dress,please.

Mr.Fan:In fact,everyone in our class except you knows you shouldnt dress anything!

(Some students smiled and they knew what the teacher meant.)

Xiao Da:I shouldnt dress anything? Mr.Fan,you…I…

Mr.Fan:Xiao Da,what I really want to say is:You should dress yourself!

(The whole class laughed loudly.)

(注:dress作及物动词用时后面要接表示人的词当宾语,而不能接表示衣服的词当宾语。)

You Are My Grandson!

A:I dare say “Go ahead” is an all-powerful(万能的) phrase.It can be used almost in any case.

B:In any case? Really? Why not have a try between us.

A:Good idea! Are you ready?

B:Of course.Please begin.

A:Can I sing?

B:Go ahead.

A:Can I dance?

B:Go ahead.

A:(Stopping for a moment,smiling slyly) Can I call you “My grandson”?

B:(Without hesitation) Go ahead.

A:(Loud) Hi,my grandson!

B:(Retorting quickly) You are my grandson!

Who Is the Most Authoritative (有权威的)?

(Father and son are talking in English.)

Dad:Son,in your mind who is the most authoritative?

Son:Let me see.In our class Xiao Hua is in the charge of Xiao Li who is a group leader.I am the monitor,so I am in charge of.Xiao Li,but then I am in the charge of my class teacher,and then…and then…

Dad:Take your time.And then…

Son:And then in our family,dad,you are in charge of me,and then… Oh,dad,you are the most… Oh,No,I know the answer now.The most authoritative person in my mind is Mum.

Dad:Why?

Son:Because finally you are in the charge of Mum!★

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