小幽默两则
2008-03-20赵憧
中学英语之友·高一版 2008年1期
赵 憧
A Smuggler
An suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he wasgreeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he wassurprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.
“What's in here?” he asked.
“Dirt,”the driver replied.