谁的儿子最伟大

王松海

Whose son is thegreatest

Themothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room，people say， ‘Hello，Monsignor.”

The second mother went on, “My son is a bishop. When he enters a room，people say，‘Hello， Your Excellency.”

“My son is a cardinal.” continued the next one. “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Hello, Your Eminence.”

The fourth mother thought for a moment. “My son is six-foot-teen and weighs 300 pounds，” she said, “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Oh, my God.”

四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个教士。”第一个骄傲的母亲说，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说：‘您好，教士。”

第二个母亲接着说：“我儿子是个主教。当他走进一个房间时，人们会说:‘您好，主教阁下。”

“我儿子是红衣主教。”第三个母亲继续说，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，红衣主教阁下。”

第四个母亲想了想说：“我儿子身高6英尺10英寸，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说：‘噢，上帝呀！”