笑话

Did Your Father Help You?

One day,Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him,“You got all your homework right this time,Tim.What happened?Did your father help you?”

Usually Tims father did help him with his homework,but the evening before this,he had not been able to,because he had not been at home,so Tim answered,“No,sir.He was busy last night,so I had to do it all myself.”

你爸爸帮你做了吗？

一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊奇。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：“蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？”

蒂姆的爸爸通常确实帮他做作业，但是头天晚上，因为他不在家就没有帮蒂姆，所以蒂姆回答说：“不，先生，我爸爸昨晚很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”

It Came On A Wednesday

The visitor to London was quite disgusted.“Rain, rain, rain!Fog,fog,fog!”he shouted to his guide.“When do you have sunny days in England?”“I say,”replied the guide,“that is a difficult question.Last year I believe it came on a Wednesday.”

那是个星期三

来伦敦的一名游客厌烦至极。“雨，雨，雨！雾，雾，雾！”他冲导游嚷道。“英国什么时候才有晴天？”“这个，”导游答道，“还真难说。记得去年是个星期三。”

Punished

Alice: Isnt Goby a naughty dog, Mommy? He ate my dollys slipper.

Mother: Yes, dear. He must be punished.

Alice: I did punish him. I went out to his kennel and drank his milk.

惩罚

艾丽斯：妈妈，考比这狗是不是淘气？它把我洋娃娃的拖鞋吃掉了。

妈妈：是的，亲爱的。应该惩罚它。

艾丽斯：我惩罚它了。我到外面它的窝里把它的牛奶喝了。